haggord:

haggord:

old peter: do you know memes, miles morales? do you know spider-man memes?

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queeraang:

one of my favorite things about twilight is how in midnight sun edward is telling emmett about bella when they first meet and how she just smells so delicious and alluring and he can’t control himself etc

and emmett’s like oh man that happened to me once. i remember, she was out hanging her laundry and she just smelled so great… so i killed her and drank her blood for sustenance. well, good luck with all this

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please-dont-freak-out:

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kramergate:

hot sauce is an essential food group and that’s why some of you are super weird. you got hot sauce vitamin deficiencies

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marisatomay:

some of you never woke up after heart transplant surgery and discovered that your boyfriend, zayn malik, had been the donor and it shows

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deannatroibolton:

A few weeks ago a 15-year-old called me “Grandma” for being able to remember when the first Twilight film came out, and I still haven’t mentally or emotionally processed this

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